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Registration date : 2007-03-01

PostSubject: Coming home late   Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:00 am

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.

"No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

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NOTE: In English, many jokes by men are about how badly they get treated by their women. If a man comes home from a night out with his friends later than he promised he would, he might be in BIG trouble with his wife. Many men try to sneak quietly into the house, hoping their wife is alseep and won't know how late they got home. Unfortunately, many wives lie awake in bed until their husbands come home. That's what this joke is about.
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