I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend. "I gave a poor beggar $25."
"Thats a lot of money to give away," says her friend. "What did you husband say?"
"He said, 'Thank you'. "
A fella put a "wife wanted" ad in the classifieds.
The next day he received 100 responses.
They all said the same thing. "You can have mine."